Y'know those school fundraisers with the overpriced candleholders and holiday decorations? Well the neighbors ordered candy. We took it out of the bag but apparently the super delicious yummy smell of chocolate remained. Fred ripped the hell out of the bag and all of the boxes inside. Nice.

"Remember that fundraiser for the son's school you so generously participated in? Well, um..."

In all fairness to the little shit, he didn't actually ruin the gift things, just each and every box. Love that dog.


The damage.