Friday, October 13, 2006

Happy Friday Mornin'

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Peyton,” said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.”

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the sidewalk, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window hung a red Patriots towel.

Peyton looked at God and said “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.”

“So what’s your point Peyton?", God asked.

“Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?”

God chuckled, and replied “Peyton, that’s not Tom’s house, it’s mine.”


SneakyPeek said...

LOL!!!! That was a good one.
Happy Friday!

Amy said...

OOOOH I LOVE THIS!!!! Do you think it's at all ironic that I dreamt about Eli Manning last night? It was weird. I'll have to blog about it, I suppose!

Twist of Kate said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice. Happy Friday Jenny.

cady said...

hehehehe....that's awesome. have a great weekend!

Jennifer said...


Jennifer said...

Today is the 14th... happy birthday to your girlie :)